I'm dy. Ain't your Lois Lane.
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture
"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."
Kait Rokowski (via
percontes)

(Source: writingsforwinter, via lovequotesrus)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via nsome)

cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography

(via superin)

"He saw her before he saw anything else in the room."
F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via soulmadecheerful)

(Source: , via lovequotesrus)

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

(via nsome)

lovequotesrus:

Spellbound by Michael Faudet
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misswallflower:

"…Don’t talk to me of love. Let’s talk of Paris,
The little bit of Paris in our view.
There’s that crack across the ceiling
And the hotel walls are peeling

And I’m in Paris with you…”
- James Fenton

(Source: fairyinpink, via superin)

lionsandshadows:

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.

(via ytinas-si-tahw)

me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
hair: no
family: no
school: no
life: no
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